You've read it, now you want to see it

We here at the Mr. Adamson site get pleanty of visitors, and many of them want to see Mr. Adamson, we couldn't get permission to photo our hero, so we have some artists impressions of him.
a close up

As you can see Mr. Adamson smokes a lot, believe it or not this picture is of Mr. Adamson OUTSIDE, and yes he smokes pot, weed, tables, anything he can get his grubby hands on.
Inside a room

Above is a pic of Mr. Adamson now inside, it is at this point evident how much he smokes. Please dont let your children near this menace, as smoking kills.

Picture of agent M.

You may notice that agent M. doesn't smoke in this picture that is because agent M. is indeed Scotish or Brazillian, or possibly even Cuban. And like all of the Scotish, agent M. believes that smoking is a deadly curse that causes death. Ironic that agent M. likes to go on killing sprees. Agent M. Also has a iPod ^tm, this was just stolen from some punk ass kid. It is also evident that agent M. is half the size of a tree.

Picture of Mr. R

Its Mr. R, He smokes, and is rather shocked

After the popularity of Mr. Adamson, and Agent M. Mr. R has made a appearance on Steaming Fish, Mr. R didn't approve of the picture, and was quite surprised that we took one, yet at the same time looks quite retarded. Mr. R as you can see wears a yellow turban like thing. He is covered in wrinkles a lot of work went in to remove them. Mr. R is strangly chocolate coloured, this could be to do with the fact that it Easter, or that its actually crap, as he lives in a sh!thole. Like Mr. Adamson, he smokes, but not as much, and he smokes cigars. Like everyone else he wears smart clothes, even though he cant afford them, and so they may indeed be black bin liners. The photo was taken in the newly created Steaming Fish gardens.

Be nice to ... Scruffy!

Everyone's favourite tramp is scruffy, he smells, drinks, begs, doesn't smoke, and is slightly transparent(somehow). Scruffy is seen here begging money for beer, he doesn't drink beer, but alcopops, he wants beer so that he can later trade it in for some new shoes, although he doesn't need them. Scruffy makes money by begging and selling his hair to other unfortunate bald people. Scruffy made an appearance early on in Mr. Adamson and has had nothing but bad luck all the way through.