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Now I was having a chat with Mr. R the other day. And we both agreed everyone, bar a few eejits, has a safe job. Thinking about it, we came up with a list of jobs that are always needed, and that seems to be most of the population. Here is just some of the list that we came up with.

• Undertakers - There’s always someone that dies
• Farmers - We all need food
• Supermarket workers - We all need to get the food from somewhere
• Delivery drivers - We need to get the food to shops
• Oil producers - Needed to get the food to places where people can get to
• Engineers - Things always need fixing, and we need sources of heat, clean water, and dirty water taking away
• Entertainers - We all need some escapism at some point
• Teachers - Everybody needs to learn at some point
• Health workers - There’s always ill people
• Police - There’s always bad people who need punishing
• Politicians - Needed to ensure the laws remain relevant, and to prevent others escaping the law
• Fire & rescue - Needed in case of emergency
• Takeaway staff - Everyone has a stressful job and can’t be bothered cooking every now and then.
• Twats - Who else would we be able to moan and laugh about?

Well as you know it’s but 14 seconds to Christmas, a bit later than normal. But it has now started, Well, that is because of the credit crunch. Companies cannot afford Christmas this year, and as such it seems that it has been cancelled, mainly because everyone is far too busy or poor.

Or it may be because everyone is spending all their time wanking to porn, which surprisingly is doing a blinding trade. So much so the hospitals are overloaded with blindness due to cum getting in the eye.

Or in all seriousness, maybe everyone is now happy with where they live, as such there is no demand for houses, no need for any new mortgages. Of course the government are going round fucking everyone’s house up so they’ll want to move and make them more money through stamp duty. That and VAT on mortgages.